Monday, August 25, 2008

Top 10 Reasons You Should NOT Take a Toddler to Target

10. Long aisles serve as racetracks.

9. Sitting in the cart is only a temporary state of being.

8. Clothes racks make fun forts.

7. Giant red balls out front require inspection from on top.

6. Over-stimulation makes for good times for hours to come.

5. So much to grab, so little time.

4. Hide and seek made easy.

3. Quite an audience for the next tantrum.

2. Candy, candy, candy.

1. Something with a princess (or car) on it will make it's way into your cart.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Something tells me it would only take minor modifications in order to convert this list into the Top Ten Reasons You Should Not Take LUKE to Target.

peter said...

Ha! Katie, you crack me up. Hope you and Chris and the kids are doing well. Maybe I'll get to see you all again some day.

Pete
(Grandpa Pete)