Friday, April 10, 2009

For the Birds

You know how Mommy birds chew up food and spit it out for their babies? Isn't it just a little ironic that it's the exact opposite for human babies? Well, human toddlers I should say. I can't tell you the number of times and the wide variety of chewed food that Hailey has spit into my hands over the years. Just off the top of my head I know that I've recently held chewed banana, peanuts, apple skin, and various meat products. The latest thing is gum. Why in God's name Luke thinks it's a good idea to give a two-year-old gum is beyond me. Yet, there I was in the car today holding a chewed up piece of gum. Gross. Kids are gross. There's just no way around that very simple fact.

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