Funny Girl

Grandpa taught Hailey a joke...

Hailey: Knock, knock
Mommy: Who's there?
Hailey: Amos
Mommy: Amos who?
Correct answer: A mosquito bit me
Hailey's answer: A butterfly bite me.



File under "what?!?!?!":

Mommy: Guess what? Your friend Kellen is coming home from his Mimi and Papas tomorrow.
Hailey: And then he's going to marry me?